Get inspired. If you have any questions, please don’t. Hesitate to call.

May your day be as pleasant as you.

With all due resentment.

Until capitalism collapses,

Cordially drowning in deadlines.

Eternally circling back,

Stay fresh, cheese bags!

Living on a prayer,

Live, laugh, toaster bath.

At rock bottom,

Yours in utter defeat,

Live, laugh, lobotomy,

Up yours,

With more enthusiasm than your email deserved,

Yours, if you’ll have me,

Live, laugh, toaster bath,

All blues, absolutely no clues,

Dead inside,

From the trenches,

Living the dream, one nightmare at a time.

With nervous diarrhea,

If you have any questions, please ask someone else.

Cheers big ears,

Fare thee well.

Regards, from the edge of my patience,

P Sherman 42 Wallaby way,

Surviving but not even close to thriving,

Test that assumption at your earliest convenience,

With all due respect and a bit of jest…

Coldest concerns.

No trees were killed to write this blog post, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.